Kathryn / I've been chastising myself mentally at work for staring at delicious, horrible food! Working at an upscale cafe in the deli department doesn't help this whole "bettering myself" situation. I'm sure someone out there knows the struggle of preparing a scrumptious sandwich and handing it off the lucky customer who will be devouring all 1000+ calories of it in total bliss.... while I wait in agony for my lunch break. What do I do on that half hour break you ask? Count calories and hope to see results.
(I'm just venting here, not giving up)
Now, back to the chastising part. To help prevent a possible relapse into my fat jeans I've decided that every time I start fantasizing about that giant chocolate chip cookie that is laying in the warmer calling my name or the mouth watering taco salad at the station next to me I will have Lil' Liz on my shoulder beating me over the head with the FAT STICK. I have to have some sort of back up, literally!
I make jokes and laugh about this but honestly it makes me very, very embarrassed and sad that I have to HAVE a back up. My will power alone isn't enough? How pathetic! I quit smoking, cold turkey but I can't shed some pounds without a serious struggle.... :'( - I suppose the upside is we're not using any magic pills, or starving ourselves (though we both know that works). We're doing this the "old fashioned" way: BLOOD?, SWEAT AND TEARS... ;)
Blogging is a savior! This really helps relieve all the built up pressure from the day and takes the edge off of whatever event or trial that presents itself. I'm enjoying the escape this has created, blogging is the bomb digity!!! Even if it's because I'm a fat lard... BAHAHAHA!
Night All... This is Lil' Gal signing off, I'm outie 5000
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Don't name call. That said, this was HILARIOUS.
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